January 01, 2004
Just In Time For The New Year!
An oldie but goodie...
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Well, I've got til 2050. Even though my weight category is obese.
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I've till 2017 ..sadistic 2029 ..pessimistic 2054 ..normal 2078 ..optimistic WTF? Oh.. I think that makes me pessimistic *groan*
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Why am I dying tomorrow?
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SWEET! I'm going to live to be 91! (woo-hoo!)
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98! Wow. I'd better start taking better care of myself.
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Shucks, I'm only going to make it to 2068. On second thought, how about I round that out to an even 2100, whaddya say?