January 01, 2004

Just In Time For The New Year! An oldie but goodie...
  • Well, I've got til 2050. Even though my weight category is obese.
  • I've till 2017 ..sadistic 2029 ..pessimistic 2054 ..normal 2078 ..optimistic WTF? Oh.. I think that makes me pessimistic *groan*
  • Why am I dying tomorrow?
  • SWEET! I'm going to live to be 91! (woo-hoo!)
  • 98! Wow. I'd better start taking better care of myself.
  • Shucks, I'm only going to make it to 2068. On second thought, how about I round that out to an even 2100, whaddya say?