September 09, 2004

Yellow tomato causes legal dillema - How long would I get for a grape tomato?
posted by shawnj 19 years ago
  • And for a 4 minute egg?
  • Nobody does an egg in four minutes. Seven minutes. Seven. You know, the old children's story: seven little chipmunks sittin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers, on my uncle's ranch. Seven. Step into my office a minute. You're fired. /paraphrase
  • What about a poin-ted stick??
  • See what happens when you don't have free speech zones located blocks away??? Think of the politicians! Won't someone think of the politicians???
  • Those crazy germans. Had this happened to any of the big guys at the RNC, the perpetrator would have been shot at the spot, or at least kicked on the floor with two security officers holding him/her. No fuss, no muss.
  • at least they're actually thinking about how to best (and most reasonably) punish him. Had this happened in during the RNC or DNC or any other political rally in the U.S.A he probably would have gotten beat down, and thrown in jail with no bail, lawyer or actual charge. GO GERMANS!
  • Throwing a "minute steak" results in a minute sentence. /homonyms
  • A seven minute egg would be easy. It's hard-boiled so you would get a hard-boiled scentence. But a still somewhat snotty 4 minute egg, harder that a raw one, but still breaking in many pieces, shows the mastery of the egg thrower. And it would yield a lesser punishment, and that's what it's all about.
  • The important question is: Is everyone all ripe?