September 09, 2004

The cat bathtub. More of a canine fan? Then here are some "Songs to Make Dogs Happy."
posted by SideDish 19 years ago
  • The cat bathtub is cool, but I'm pretty sure the Thing in a Bag would scare the crap outta me.
  • "SNORT. SNORT. SNORT."
  • oh my, shiny. it seems widget says she wants a bathtub, too! ha!
  • This was making the email circuit some time ago... HOW TO WASH A CAT 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, he is actually enjoying this.) 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse" which I have found to be quite effective. 6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself. Sincerely, The Dog
  • The cat bathtub is cool, but I'm pretty sure the Thing in a Bag would scare the crap outta me. Ever see Audition? The thing-in-a-bag to end all things-in-a-bag. And yes, it will scare the crap out of you.
  • I would want my cat bathtub to be made out of porcelain, like the real thing.
  • When I get a cat, I will toilet train it. A friend of my mom's used to have a cat that was trained to use the toilet and my mom claims she even saw the cat flush the toilet when it was done.
  • islander: hahahahHAHAHAHA!