September 06, 2004

• The Second Email: Dearest COMPUTER sitting right next To Me, I write on behalf of the honourable Computer Sitting Right Next To You, to place forward a business transition regarding the sum of $28,000,000 (28 MILLION), of considerable financial benefit to your institution... (this is fascinating, thanks Gyan!)
• Ah, for the pre-spam days of yore.
• qwertyuiop.
• qwertyuiop.
• definitely hit submit ONCE.... hmm
• quertyuiop
• crap, spelled it wrong
• qwertyuiop.qwertyuiop.qwertyuiop. That's fun to say fast.
• qwertyuiop.
• I promise not to say it again.
• qwertyuiop.
• I lied.
• Most email is about this level of importance, also.
• Heh. We're living during the communication revolution. It's so cool. qwertyuiopqwertyuiopqwertyuiopqwertyuiop
• Um... "<>pyfgcrl?
• poiuytrewq
• Except that the message (as transcribed) was "qwertyiop". Or, as he says, something similar. I'm sorry, I notice things like this.
• Here, you can read about it.
• The letter "U" was only invented in Nineteen Seventy For, that's why.
• flash, are you getting any sleep at all these days?
• Yeah. Just at the wrong time. It's like shift work, only without the "work" bit.
• zxcvbnm
• =-0987654321`
• Az dah fah jackal!
• To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: USE UR BIG DICK TO HIT PEOPLE!!!