September 06, 2004

The First (network) Email.
posted by Gyan 20 years ago
  • The Second Email: Dearest COMPUTER sitting right next To Me, I write on behalf of the honourable Computer Sitting Right Next To You, to place forward a business transition regarding the sum of $28,000,000 (28 MILLION), of considerable financial benefit to your institution... (this is fascinating, thanks Gyan!)
  • Ah, for the pre-spam days of yore.
  • qwertyuiop.
  • qwertyuiop.
  • definitely hit submit ONCE.... hmm
  • quertyuiop
  • crap, spelled it wrong
  • qwertyuiop.qwertyuiop.qwertyuiop. That's fun to say fast.
  • qwertyuiop.
  • I promise not to say it again.
  • qwertyuiop.
  • I lied.
  • Most email is about this level of importance, also.
  • Heh. We're living during the communication revolution. It's so cool. qwertyuiopqwertyuiopqwertyuiopqwertyuiop
  • Um... "<>pyfgcrl?
  • poiuytrewq
  • Except that the message (as transcribed) was "qwertyiop". Or, as he says, something similar. I'm sorry, I notice things like this.
  • Here, you can read about it.
  • The letter "U" was only invented in Nineteen Seventy For, that's why.
  • flash, are you getting any sleep at all these days?
  • Yeah. Just at the wrong time. It's like shift work, only without the "work" bit.
  • zxcvbnm
  • =-0987654321`
  • Az dah fah jackal!
  • To: the_bone@somemail.com From: QWERTYUIOP@qwertyuiop.com Subject: USE UR BIG DICK TO HIT PEOPLE!!!