December 31, 2003

Movie endings for those of you who don't want to pay $10 just to see the ending of Planet of the Apes. Courtesy AskMe.
posted by Sooooz 20 years ago
  • 'Rosebud' is his childhood sled.
  • They couldn't find their car because some MIB-type guys erased their memories due to alien sightings.
  • It was all a dream. (applicable to 13.5% of all movies ever made and 11% of TV shows) ...personally, I'm still waiting to wake up next to Suzanne Pleshette.
  • The bad guys lose. Every movie since time began.
  • "Luke, I am your father." - Darth Vader
  • Horses in the rain.
  • "...frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn..."
  • Deckard is a replicant. ...or IS he?
  • And the camera pulls back while keeping the main characters in frame to reveal the film has a budget.
  • Young Andy grins brightly at Judge Hardy.
  • Well, nobody's perfect.
  • and he turns into a giant baby floating in space because you know, like the monolith is um....well he was in this room, and he got old and then he was a baby...you know.
  • and they kiss as the screen fades to black.
  • She finally says "yes" to marrying him. *snif*
  • Turns out Yoda was a puppet.
  • His evil twin is named Adoy...
  • The revolution begins and I start putting all you fuckers against the wall. Wait sorry wrong thread
  • And he swings on his horse to ride off into the sunset.
  • He is resurrected from the dead. in order to save the whales.
  • And just then, it starts to snow. It's a Christmas Miracle!
  • And the guy cuts out his own tongue, and when he thinks he's going to push the button to kill the bad guy, it instead plays an audiotape of him having sex with his own daughter. Yes, that's a real one. And also a Christmas miracle.
  • [Segues into "We'll Meet Again"] As a bomb explodes.... A second bomb explodes.... One by one, bombs explode, each with its own mushroom cloud.... rising like Funguys, over the beepin' world. [Blackout. Silence.]
  • The killer's "project" is revealed to be a jigsaw-puzzle like collection of stitched together body parts from all the girls he's murdered. Though there's been nothing supernatural or scifi-related in the movie up until this point, the puzzle-girl suddenly comes to life, grabs the hero's crotch, and squeezes his nuts to a gory pulp. The credits roll. If you can name that film, I'll buy you a beer.
  • 1. The hero picks up a newspaper in front of the suburban house where he moved after sending all of his former colleagues to prison. 2. The twins are expecting to meet their mother for the first time, but instead meet their half sister. 3. His soaking wet neighbor shoots him in the head. 4. He kills the guy who was trying to tell him that he already killed the guy who killed his wife, and then starts the hunt all over again. 5. The narrator floats dead in the pool, but he's still narrating! I think MCT's is Oldboy, Bees' is of course, Dr. Strangelove, but I don't know Mr. Pettle's.
  • 1. 'Burbs 2: Hard Time 2. Mary Kate and Ashley Go to Chinatown 3. 'Burbs 3: Hard Rain 4. Memento, Maury 5. Gosh, it's on the tip of my tongue. Dusky Drive? Midafternoon Avenue? Something like that.
  • *licks & sticks gold star on Tenacious P's forehead*
  • In the fullness of time the Feral Child becomes the leader of the clan. This is because the fuel was hidden in the schoolbus.
  • Tenacious Pettle, its called "Pieces" and I saw it in high school *shudder* oh yes I still distinctly remember the moment she comes to life and rips his bawlz off...oh my.
  • oh, and a Guiness would be just dandy :D
  • It's yours, next time I see you. :) So...whiskey tango foxtrot, eh Medusa?
  • well I suppose if I were the collective psyches of those women I would want to rip the dudes balls off too. I mean a CHAINSAW??? that's got to top my list of "ew! dont wanna die like that" on the other hand, I havent had a nice pint o' in a while so drop by the bay area and we can discuss the state of the modern horror movie/novel and despair!
  • I just revel in the most gloriously non-sequitur fuckitude in the history of cinemar. And it's a date. ;)
  • The narrator finishes the story, and the exit shot is of a small group, all of whom have radiation sickness which makes the movie just that much bleaker, sitting in the burnt out remnants random nuked city X. The Burbs 2/3? Better or worse than the first one?