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September 01, 2004
First they came for the nailclippers and i did not complain, then they came for tweezers and i did not complain...
But i'll be buggered if i let them take this away from me!
17 years ago
JACK My suitcase was vibrating? SECURITY MAN Nine time out of ten, it's an electric razor. But every once in a while... (whispers) ...It's a dildo. It's company policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We use the indefinite article: "A dildo". Never "Your dildo". JACK I don't own a -- "Fight Club" saw this comming Also, I can't believe my first comment on MoFi is dildo-related
Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but... every once in a while... it's a dildo. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership. In the event of a dildo, we have to use the indefinite article "a" dildo, never "your" dildo.
I have often seen a dildo set off a terror alert. Usually it happens when I press the dildo against someone's least preferred orifice.
This dildo, it vib...
oh, I can't be bothered
I'll be buggered if I let them take this away from me
Not that it's any of my business, of course.
The terror alert level is now as red as the unwinking eye of justice.