September 01, 2004

Get your Christmas shopping done early! (NSF the Squeamish.)
posted by Nickdanger 20 years ago
  • Aaarrggghh! Please, everyone, if it involves children, even if they are urethane rubber, add to the NSF that there are dead baby pictures! I've said it before and I'll say it again; I'm in no way squeamish EXCEPT when it comes to pictures of babies/children hurt/maimed/dead or whatever. If I know ahead of time, I won't click on the link. If it's the standard NSFW warning, I'm soo going to click on it! Thank you.
  • I am with Darshon on this one, but to a lesser degree. This is a very post-worthy site (in my irrelevant opinion), but more should have been contained in the warning. I probably would not have clicked if the words "Deformed, dead baby replicas" was in the title.
  • Apologies all. From now on, how about NSFWDTDB? Or maybe I'll just keep it to myself?
  • (Scratches Svankmajer FPP idea off of list.)
  • I think that the guy gave all the necessary warning. If you're not squeamish *except* for dead babies... that is a pretty specific kind of squeam. I don't think it is reasonable to expect Nickdanger to be that specific in his warnings. In fact, I would say that you, Darshon, *are* in fact squeamish, based on your reaction. I would class someone who can't handle looking at wounded/dead/fake rubber kids as being squeamish. I think your claims of not being squeamish are therefore invalidated! And his name *is* Nickdanger.. I mean.. fuck.. how much effort does the guy have to go to? "I probably would not have clicked if the words "Deformed, dead baby replicas" was in the title." I must warn you that in future you should delete the words 'NSF the Squeamish', and replace them with the legend 'crunchy raw unboned deformed dead baby replicas' if you want to avoid prosecution. But that would hurt sales!
  • I'll have you know that I have spent many an hour perusing Rotten.com and Consumption Junction, etc. checking out the myriad of ways you can die. Thankfully, those sights generally let you know when a child is involved and I will move past them. I think it's a small request but one that I don't actually expect for a minute anyone will actually follow thru on. so there! :P (that's me trying to stick my tongue out)
  • So, these dead babies... how much do they cost?
  • Ah, Nostril, I can always count on you to enjoy a good dead-baby replica post. But, FYI: technically Nick is my name and danger is my game . replace them with the legend 'crunchy raw unboned deformed dead baby replicas' Wow, I find your description much more disturbing than the site. I think it's the crunchy part. shudder
  • I think it's the crunchy part They're only that way if you eat them before the formaldahyde makes them soggy.
  • darshon, does that include dead baby jokes?
  • Ah yes, dead baby jokes. That brings back memories.
  • I think it's the crunchy part They're only that way if you eat them before the formaldahyde makes them soggy. Unless you've chosen the raw unboned Deformed Dead Baby Replica Spring Surprise, in which case instead of a delightful crunch, steel bolts will spring out and plunge straight through both cheeks.
  • They're only [crunchy] if you eat them before the formaldahyde makes them soggy. Naah. Tastes just like pickles. I am truly sorry.
  • No no, they taste like chicken!