September 01, 2004

Sperm counts fall as guys get lucky even with themselves.

So, if you want kids, might be wise to save it up. If you don't, well, you know what to do.

posted by path 19 years ago
  • there's an interesting medical discussion that's been ongoing for several years now about the possible precipitious drop in sperm counts around the world. damn it, guys, come on, produce! the future of the human race depends on you!
  • It is a good article, but I it does not tell us how many ejaculations per week puts one in the lowered sperm category. I had 41 last week. I just need to know.
  • Never had anything officially tested, but based on my (admitedly informal) intercourse-to-knockup ratio, Commander McBootknocker and the Piecemakers have an army of vigorous recruits at their disposal.
  • I had 41 last week Are you bragging or complaining?
  • Fes: your comment has too many MonkeyFilter taglines. Please correct and resubmit.
  • I am complaining. I had to stop wearing silk boxers years ago because when I walk in them with a certain stride, I ejaculate.
  • Note to self - People to greet with just a pat at the shoulder (no handshakes, no hugs) at eventual MoFi meet: 1) bernockle
  • *laughs hard, falls over* I heard something about this recently, where frequent ejaculation led to fewer sperm per ejaculate and a more, er, watery ejaculate. It was probably in Cosmo or Teen Girl or something.
  • my intercourse-to-knockup ratio System Error Divide by Zero or Overflow Error
  • Erm, sorry for the joke, bernockle. Just came back from lunch and commented this with a friend and agreed it can be a very serious problem, for a male at least. "I wouldn't mind this happening to me, when I wear certain panties... would brighten my day, surely". But we males, have to deal with some messy after-event clean-up. Sheez.
  • tracicle: Conversely, you can also get a rich, creamy goodness.
  • Conversely, you can also get a rich, creamy goodness. Smash Hits didn't say anything about that, rodgerd!
  • So, if you want kids, might be wise to save it up Maybe having the big O without as much E is another option. According to the Carnal Counselor, this requires some expertise.
  • >I had 41 last week Are you bragging or complaining? Merle Haggard would say he's just talking to himself here, man-to-man.