August 28, 2004

Mel Gibson 2004. This will be a "gorilla-political war" with each individual citizen doing, in his or her own way, whatever legal thing he or she can think of to promote Mel’s election.

Well, hey, as long as it includes monkeys, count me in! [Via this morning's unfiltered spam bucket.]

posted by spackle 20 years ago
  • But he's anti-monarchy! And a right-wing wacko, but that's less important.
  • Hey, he already proved in the Mad Max movies that he's willing to kill in the desert for gasoline. He's perfect for the job!
  • Oooh, snap!
  • Robert D. Hurt, DDS is the campaign leader? What an inappropriately funny name for a dentist.
  • I don't want to derail this thread into an 'inappropriately funny name' fest, but there used to be a doctor at my local surgery called 'Doctor Careless'. He was one of the GP's who founded the practice, I wonder what happened to him.
  • Y'know, just this morning I was thinking what a groovy change it would be to pop out 15 kids, go around with my head covered all the time and be considered evil because of original sin. Go Mel, you fuckwit! Chrid: one of the dentists in the town where I grew up was named Dr. Molar.
  • My favorite local dentist name is Dr. Payne. Needless to say, not MY dentist...
  • Mel for President? Nope, I can't see it. Dr Swisher. My dentist while I resided in Washington state.
  • He wouldn't be any worse than the catastrophe who currently has the job. However, he certainly wouldn't be an improvement. Why do so many people vote for religious whackjobs?
  • There's a Dr Crapp just down the road from here. And he's gone now, but there was a local optometrist who rejoiced in the name "C. Wright".
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  • Dear gods! A gorilla-political war you say? When the Eastern Lowland gorillas meet the Mountain gorillas on the campaign battleground, the fur - and bananas - will fly! Sullivan: Hey, he already proved in the Mad Max movies that he's willing to kill in the desert for gasoline. He's perfect for the job! ^^ best line all day!
  • From the site: We have just under 3 months in which to re-Americanize America. Okay, show of hands: who can find the slightest bit of meaning in that sentence?