December 29, 2003

• "...I am the monkey. I can go anywhere..."
• "...including: here, and here, and here."
• That scares me. He's the Chimpanator!
• The Chimpinator!
• A cat may look at a king, And sure I may look at an ugly thing...
• The eyes are angry! Angry with you!
• mommy.
• When zombie monkey there tries to eat us, I vote we give him homunculus and run.
• Zombie monkey won't be satisified with a wee snack like me. Run, Pez, run!
• The fact that I'm basically pure sugar doesn't do anybody any good either though. The only thing worse than a zombie monkey is a sugarhigh zombie monkey.
• Naughty ass monkey.
• Possibly NSFW. Cheeky monkey!
• Not another damn zombie monkey. Just get out the hoses, torches, and shovels. I hate those gobbets of rotting monkeyflesh on my doorstep.
• Filthy Orangutan.
• Wait...are you posting that little guy to every thread? *boggles*
• hey now, tha H-dogg does what he wont!
• Nah, I'm far too lazy for that.
• I'm still waiting for my bloody boxing monkey. Damn internet scam. Monkey dollars, huh. Damn money tree. or was it monkey tree.
• Cheeky monkeys! You're nsfw.