August 24, 2004

Be(tt)er Brains Alcohol drinkers perform better than teetotallers on cognitive function tests. [Abstract].
posted by Gyan 20 years ago
  • Well, if that isn't the perfect excuse, I don't know what is!
  • glug glug glug....
  • Ho shure *hic* B'then when you gehenough of be*hic*heer or whadevr they get alllll . . "Oh noooo you gonna forget how *hic* t'drive or get a disease!" *bRUUurrrrrp!* 'scze me. *hic* Bwhadabot Johnny Rotten?! Hah?! Now HE . . nowait, not Johnny frickin' Rotten . hehe . . hee . . no - whatsisna*hic* . name? . . Desperado? Joe Wash! Yeah! Joe Wawsh canfrickin' JAM man . . .
  • from the abstract: Nonetheless, it is not proposed that these findings be used to encourage increased alcohol consumption. Hmm. Then what the heck do we use them for, Gyan?
  • They scored particularly high on the essay portion which had a set subject of, "Hey, You Know what YOUR Problem Is?"
  • Heh.
  • I really don't get this, wait a second... psst... oh, really, okay.
  • Brings new meaning to the phrase, "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
  • I'm a genius!