August 23, 2004

Please Stop Chewing Crap
posted by Argh 20 years ago
  • Shit! *spits out nas, sips Kopi Luwak*
  • May I interest you in some horse-urine marinated eggs? Great with rice porridge or just raw with slices of ginger!
  • Unbelievable. I normally just SMOKE chickenshit; these people CHEW it?
  • Chickenshit conformist like your parents!
  • (I suppose it beats eating the penis of an endangered species under the misaprehention it will rouse your own...)
  • Turkmenbashi is very big on internal purity of Turkmens. Also on smiles and smiling. I do not really want to think about what nas may do to fine white toofies or...ew... a smiler's breath.
  • Interesting. I'll bet the 'throat cancer' is from the tobacco. I'm also curious as to *why* nas was banned. Public health reasons? To prevent spitting? A century and a half ago in the US, many public places had spittoons because the tobacco-chewing habit was widespread and chewers needed a place to spit. Do nas chewers spit?
  • Basho on Bashi.... Turkmenbashi say The naswal you shall not chew Smoke bananas now
  • I'm also curious as to *why* nas was banned.
    Dude, it's eating *chicken* *shit*.
  • Dude, it's eating *chicken* *shit*. So what?
  • I'm actually curious whether nas would qualify as vegan. Yes it is an animal product, but it seems like a corner-case. When the future galactic overlords feed me delectables in order to mine my shit, I don't think I will be particularly unhappy with the treatment. (Though it might suck if the only viewing options in the coop are Oprah and Seinfeld reruns.)
  • Anybody got a good nas hookup in CA? I've got the southland distribution system all set. Just need a supplier... This could be BIG!
  • Can we infer from this indicator of desperation that Turkmenistan is a really, really, boring place?
  • nas is like... nas is like... half shit half amazing no doubt
  • Listen, this is a swiz. I purposely refrained from posting this very article nearly a week ago! I was on a Turkmenbashi roll, and I refrained cos beeswacky already posted it to the OFFICIAL turkmenmadmothefuckbashi thread. I WAS ROBBED. Now send me money.
  • Flagpole: That's (a) one reason I live in a country where the food safety systems aren't bought and paid for by, eg, ranchers supressing effective BSE testing, and (b) a reason I don't eat much chicken.
  • How come that question wasn't on the Health Quiz?