August 21, 2004

Scrambled Eggs!!! Mr BlueCaller provides us with helpful hints for those of us "out there who crave a decent bout of testicular pain."

via Sensible Erection.

posted by rodgerd 20 years ago
  • Just what I needed: a fun project for the weekend. Thanks, IntahWeb.
  • why? WHYYYY????
  • AAArrrghh!!
  • Well, I smacked meself in the nads with an apple, slammed me eggs in the door, whacked my orchids with a ruler, bashed me bollocks with a book, baked me' bits in a box.. In short, I'm in great pain, and my boys are glowing like a fucking belisha beacon. My question is.. what's the bleedin' point? I've not gained enlightenment. Nirvana is not mine. Aside from glowing ganglia, I'm not better off. Maybe I should have read the FAQ?
  • No thanks. I already have enough pain in those regions after surgery after a spermatoceles cysts after a vasectomy. I probably should see a doctor but they probably will tell me I need another operation and suddenly it's doesn't hurt that bad anymore.
  • "I already have enough pain in those regions after surgery after a spermatoceles cysts after a vasectomy." That'll teach ya. More seriously, don't leave off seeing the doctor about that. Guy I knew had the same exact thing and his testes swole up like a fucking grapefruit. Hard as a gourdskin. Don't fuck around with yer bollocks. I question the wisdom of a vasectomy in the first place, to be honest. I've known several blokes who've had one, and out of them, only one didn't have complications. Another one had one to spare his wife the trouble of more pregnancies, and within 8 months she ran off with another bloke.
  • this is for real? egad.
  • They crave the cock-punch, I suppose.
  • I imagine this is an excellent way to encourage the development of testicular cancer. Soopah!