August 20, 2004

More Proof That Bush Is Stupid I laughed my ass off when I read this. Remember, this man carries the football with him. For you kiddies that don't know, it's a briefcase that has codes to launch nukes.
posted by Sullivan 20 years ago
  • I knew it. Russians thought they had us fooled, metamorphing into Iraq. But we showed them!!1!11!
  • He's on the campaign trail, so those little grey cells will be working overtime to keep . . talking . . freedom from . . values . . uh . . and uh . . safer! I wasn't the biggest Clinton person in the world but GOOD GOD for a president that can speak publicly. REAGAN even! And *he* sucked at it! with those little blue cards and the "Well . . "
  • Wait...we've got PROOF now?!
  • Hehehe y'all would be eaten alive for posting this on Mefi. Which is why I love this place. And yes. He's a moron.
  • I can't stand Bush, but I feel obliged to point out that his well-documented difficulty with foreign words and places tells us nothing about his intelligence, any more than his saying "nucular". I tend to subscribe to the "his brain was burned out by coke" theory, but that's a different matter.
  • "..I feel obliged to point out that his well-documented difficulty with foreign words and places.." No no, he has difficulty even with his own damn language. "..tells us nothing about his intelligence.." Actually, in his case, due to the magnitude of the mistakes and the general paucity of his mental acumen shown in what few interviews he's done, I would venture that it does indeed tell us much about his intelligence. Both my uncles are dyslexics, several other members of my family have ADHD, so I'm well aware of how the symptoms of these kinds of learning disabilities manifest. Bush, hes's something else, man.
  • I'm not sure if I remember the term for these sort of language problems, but I think it might perhaps be aphasia ? Self disclosure: I mangle sentences on an hourly basis. Of course, I'm frequently drunk.
  • Do you invade countries and kill thousands of innocent people?
  • I do. No day is complete for me unless there's a little mass slaughter. But what can I say, I'm a chucklehead that believes that strength is best shown by obscene displays of my destructive prowess. As long as I don't personally have to get my hands dirty of course.
  • Well I know that *you* do, surly. I was talking about that other dued.. Oh to hell with it. In fact, fuckit, I'm drunker than ..er... I usually am, we're young and sexy (just ask Darshon). Let's invade some country. Preferably one with lots of cannabis and girls with nice buttocks.
  • I'm thinkin' we should hit Brazil.
  • Never before have I rooted for another country so vigorously in my life.
  • gggggoooooooo ggggggrreanland!!!
  • Did anyone else here the NPR story a few days ago where Bush was addressing a carpenter's union, and he said "gooderer" four times? I can't find a link but I swear I heard it.
  • Nope, never wondered where I stooderer, Me, I don't know how others coulderer -- Plain as day, if grits taste way more good They ain't just gooder, they're gooderer.
  • Ah, beeswacky, you are a gem, you are.
  • I, swoon!
  • dammit, stupid comma
  • Aye, swoon!
  • Ice woon!
  • Eyes Wune! Bush is an idiot. Anyone claiming otherwise is probably also an idiot.
  • Do you invade countries and kill thousands of innocent people? I do try, but the hangovers are a bitch.
  • "Bush is an idiot. Anyone claiming otherwise is probably also an idiot." Sir, I find your thoughts intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
  • BwhAhaaha!