August 20, 2004

Get Drunk on Air, sorta... Apparently some fratboy got a hold of his "nerdy" roommate's bronchial machine and poured in vodka. Presto! AWOL: Alcohol Without Liquid. Herman the business major's loss is every alkies gain.

Any sidebets on how long it will take before someone gets brain damage from this thing?
...be gentle, it's my first MoFi...

posted by lilnemo 20 years ago
  • Welcome, and good first post. Now, the point is, you get drunk without the horrible burden of enjoying the flavor of that bottle of single-malt?
  • The main danger here is that with normal imbibing, when you take too much alcohol your body reflexively expels it, i.e., you throw up. There's no such mechanism here. You could easily end up poisoning yourself. Same problem with alcohol enemas.
  • That's not the only problem with alcohol enemas. Another is the goes "up your ass" part.
  • MonkeyFilter: the goes "up your ass" part.
  • To quote my mother, if you've never tried it, how do you know you don't like it? And yes, she was talking about shooting martinis up your ass with a turkey baster.
  • You could easily end up poisoning yourself. I refer you to the faq which states: Q. What's The Maximum Dosage? People's tolerance to alcohol differs, therefore it is recommended that no more than 20 minutes an hour and no more than 2 sessions in any 24 hour period. And no one drinks for a period longer than 40 minutes in a given day right? Hey, got that covered too. 8. We accept no liability for the use, misuse or abuse of this product.
  • ...problem with alcohol enemas... Damn they thought of everything! From the faq: 2. AWOL must only be inhaled through the mouth.
  • Ya know, this is just what we all needed. Getting drunk is such a burden, anything to make it easier to get totally shitty is a real boon to society. And Middleclasstool, please don't take this the wrong way, but I totally want to party with your mom...
  • What would you chase an alcohol enema with?
  • Ask that girl in the tub...
  • Queso, you wouldn't be the first. Line forms to the left, big guy...
  • Well, I for one am not trying it until they conduct animal testing.