August 19, 2004

Jesus Hates Stupid Homosexuals Like You - In a recent interview, Jesus dispels all myths that he supports any sort of gay lifestyle.
posted by Nostrildamus 20 years ago
  • Not to snark but it seemed overly to-the-point without much room for comic relief. However the "Thou shalt only put thy greased up carrot into barnholes" shall remain a classic. (May I also recommend the Jack T. Chick parody archive for every hypocritical Christian need.)
  • this is OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD (see the copyright at the bottom?). i used to publish a zine in the middle 90s and i used to run Baby Sue stuff, including this very article. But, it's still funny stuff, the artist behind LMNOP did a lot of funny stuff and several albums as well.
  • did i mention it was funny stuff?
  • Wow, the hate is building up here!
  • Why is everybody so worked up today about age? If it is funny/interesting/unposted I don't see why its vintage should be such a big deal. And for those wishing to repent, I give you this.
  • The truly horrifying thing is that I know I have relatives who might have written something similar, but in all seriousness.
  • thumbs down.
  • Old? These babies are billions of years old. You sayin' you don't want to look at them? Besides, Jesus told me this was a good post.
  • "Jesus Used His Carrot the Right Way" "What Does God's Semen Taste Like?" More comedy gold, waiting to be mined.
  • What Does God's Semen Taste Like? Lot's wife.
  • Speaking of old links... I thought Jesus liked homosexuals. (Some sections NSFW, IIRC)
  • Ooooh, thanks Tenacious P. Jesus is usually the lowest form of humour, but I like the song "Spank Me Jesus" ... I like to be spanked. Me it pleases. Spank me. Spank me, Jesus. ... When they nailed you to that cross they were all proud and haughty Jesus, show me who's the boss. Spank me, I've been naughty.
  • Among other hatreds, apparently God hates globes as well.