August 19, 2004

Your dog hates you. God help us all, 25 stories.

Less stories were written about: New blood test determines breast cancer treatement effectiveness (12 stories) More evidence of possible life-enabling "water" on Mars (17 stories)

  • slight derail: Mefi contributor dong_resin wrote a book from the perspective of Tinkerbell Hilton. Based on one of his blog entries. Funny, funny shit. More here (or here if Mefi is down again). Maybe Tink was on a book tour. Regardless, thanks for the other links of scientific goodness, amphiboly.
  • I'm sensing a pattern. Is it a hata's day here at the MoFi?
  • "Fewer", people, not "less". Please.
  • Paris Hilton Out of Maxi Pads Washington Times - 45 minutes ago LOS ANGELES Aug 19 2004 — Retailers in the West Hollywood Hills are on alert this evening as the famed heiress enters this month's menstrual cycle ...
  • Ouch, many apologies exppii. I know better, too.
  • Press is nothing but a godamn bunch of freaking fucktards!!! What. The. Fuck. I need a joint
  • On the other hand, I've been following the Mars story and it's amazing what their finding. Just don't know how the press finds the time to even report about piddly little things like life on other planets, what with Britney's impending doomed-from-the-start marriage and Paris' missing rat-for-a-dog. Ya know, important stuff like that.
  • I wonder where the lovely SideDish is lately? *misses Sidey*
  • The not-shaggy dog story count is up to 249. Mars is at 91 and breast cancer treatment blood test is at 130. This is according to the front pages of the entertainment, sci/tech, and health sections. Accessing the clusters gives various results.
  • Yeah, SideDish is missing the "dog raises baby fawn" thread. And where's GramMa BlueHorse? A few folks is getting a might too big for their britches. *sends up Monkey Signal*
  • OOooh! Oooh! Oooh! Aa! Aaaa! *hops up and down*
  • Sorry Shinything, GramMa went to Albuquerque to see the new grandbaby, which was cool, but didn't even get to meet with the Querque Monkeys when she was there. Sadness ensues. I'm back now though, and if I find Monkeys been misbehavin' SOMEBODY IS GOING TO GET SMACKED. *scratches Pete_best behind his fuzzy widdle ears "Easy boy."
  • This whole "Al' Bukkake" thing is a little worrisome.
  • Congrats on the new grandbaby GramMa!
  • Yay GramMa! Congrats x2! Pictures, please? SOMEBODY IS GOING TO GET SMACKED *hides out in own little world*
  • *points to self, shakes head* Welcome back, GramMa! Hope baby and mommy are both fine :)
  • sidedishy has returned! i was off for a lovely week's retreat at the deerfield spa in the poconos. highly recommended. i missed all you guys!!!
  • Did anybody else notice that SideDish and BlueHorse disappeared and reappeared at the same time? Hmmmm... just kidding, you two! Glad you are back. You were missed.
  • Yay! GramMa and Dishy are back! Glad you both had nice trips.