December 25, 2003

Are you stoopid, or what? Take this quiz to see how much you've been paying attention to the latest in academe this year.
  • I'm as dumb as a rock. I need to find me one of those academes, stun gun it, put a radio collar around it and see where it goes to be able to handle this quizee.
  • Hmm, not really a good gauge two years later, but thank you for helping me be in the know this year, New Scientist!
  • Ain't never been caught And ain't never been treed And some folks say He looks a lot like me -- "Ole Slewfoot", as sung by Johnny Horton