August 17, 2004

Wergle Flomp Poetry Contest
"You care not for the fruits of etymology, But only for the sale of your anthology." (Second Prize Winner 2004)

You have until April to submit your dreadful verse to this poorly designed website. May this be the year that Turkmenbashi rejoices in the fulgent international homage he so richly deserves! Suggested themes: illicit beards, chickenshit hallucinations, and the comico-tragic postmodern symbolism of a beautiful ice palace slowly melting in the desert steppes.

  • House! House! Oh you're made of Stone! But you're not aLone- ly house! Darling bank manager, give me some more money you bastard. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman - Neil
  • I am going to submit an Ode to Quonsar.
  • You'd better not capitalise his name, then.