August 16, 2004

Sneaky porn director turns curious cops into boys in blue.
  • Ha! You'll never take me alive, copper! /sluuuurp!
  • When I served as an officer, it was not unheard of for a co-worker to harrass prostitutes and 'forgive' them if the pro. would blow them. Some of the patrolmen got caught, inevitably, but I've never been around any who were stupid/unlucky enough to get caught on camera in the act. Still, who shoots a porn film in the street? I'd guess that the scenes were innocuous, and were to be part of the eight microseconds of the movie which didn't feature full-on fucking and nudity. Here's a tip, officers: don't mix business with pleasure. I hope the women involved weren't forced or coerced into exchanging sexual favours in order for them (or the production) not to be busted.
  • Still, who shoots a porn film in the street? One who wishes to make a film involving the kink of exhibitionism. Lots of people get off on this. So I hear. *cough* There are lots of pr0ny movies involving nakidity in the streets, or performers flashing their bits in front of people, or whatnot. Not that I would know, of course.
  • I hope the women involved weren't forced or coerced into exchanging sexual favours.. I bet you they *were* and that this would be the least of the things they were coerced into doing over their careers up until that point.
  • Interesting, Nostrildamus. I'm not a porn kind of guy, so I can't comment on how often these films feature street scenes, but I'd expect such a production to use a closed set most of the time or what happened in the story would be more common. I know if I walked down the street tomorrow and came across (heh, sorry) three women, two men and an iguana screwing on a trampoline, I'd expect the cops to break it up quickly. As for the coercion, I suppose you're right. I was just disappointed that more cops were caught doing something stupid, and had the marginal hope that while what they were doing was wrong, they hadn't compounded it by using threats or violence to get their rocks off.
  • ...performers flashing their bits in front of people, or whatnot. gee, doctor, I think it was the 'whatnot' made me herniate myself.
  • ..marginal hope that while what they were doing was wrong, they hadn't compounded it by using threats or violence.. Most likely that it was the producer/director comes up to the girls in the dressing van and says "hey, girls, we've got some problems with two cops, how bout you come over here and, you know, sweeten 'em up a little? hehe" kinda with implied 'you'll lose your money' vibe. Kinda like the way they often get performers to do things on camera that they didn't sign up to do by saying 'oh well, we'll get some other chick to do it, then' -- which usually works. So I hear. Herniated Whatnot, bees? They have an operation for that, now.
  • Aye, so I hear, Nostril. And I am grateful for it! I am going to salt away some sugar For my sugar and me. I'm going to start to salt away Those nickels and dimes. Let me hear those Mendohlson chimes -- clank! clank! clank! -- Mr Thomas 'Fats' Waller
  • I read about this in the paper this morning. Apparently the van was decked out with a bed in the back and there was a crowd watching the filming. I'm not sure, but this may have been what alerted the officers to the incident.
    I don't know if the crowd was able to see into the van or whether they just got a good view of the vehicle rocking backwards and forwards...And side to side...Quite a lot, I would imagine...
    Also, and I must say I haven't watched a whole lot of porn myself either, but doesn't this sound like the perfect set up for a porno? Are we sure these were real police officers?
  • Even manufacturers of kidswear seem to know the old adage: "If the van's a rockin'..."