December 24, 2003

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, BROTHER AND SISTER MONKEYS!
  • To All My New Monkey-Friends: Be Kind! Have Fun! Consume Carefully! And have a splendid 2004!
  • YAY! Bananas and Pop-Tarts for every Monkey!!
  • Oop! Ack! Ho Ho Ho Hee Hee HA hA Aah AAaah! Aaaaahh! Hoo Hoo Hoo... /jumping_up_and_down
  • monkey see monkey do Oop! Ack! Ho Ho Ho Hee Hee HA hA Aah AAaah! Aaaaahh! Hoo Hoo Hoo... /jumping_up_and_down
  • yes happy ho ho ho's to all!
  • In the immortal words of Sam the Eagle: You are all Weirdos. (wouldn't have it any other way.)
  • My Traditional Greeting. And to (Don't Call Me Saint) NickDanger: We're all here because we're not all there...
  • Ook, I say, ook.
  • He's big around the middle And he's broad across the rump Runnin' ninety miles an hour Takin' thirty feet a jump -- "Ole Slewfoot, as sung by Johnny Horton
  • Have a holly jolly Christmas And in case you didn't hear Oh by golly have a holly jolly Christmas this year! -- "Holly Jolly Christmas" from "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" as sung by Burl Ives
  • She puts on a thong As we go along Walkin' with my weiner in her hand! --"Walkin' With My Weiner in Her Hand", adapted from "Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland" by middleclasstool
  • best carol of 2005!