December 24, 2003
HAPPY HOLIDAYS, BROTHER AND SISTER MONKEYS!
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To All My New Monkey-Friends: Be Kind! Have Fun! Consume Carefully! And have a splendid 2004!
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YAY! Bananas and Pop-Tarts for every Monkey!!
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Oop! Ack! Ho Ho Ho Hee Hee HA hA Aah AAaah! Aaaaahh! Hoo Hoo Hoo... /jumping_up_and_down
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monkey see monkey do Oop! Ack! Ho Ho Ho Hee Hee HA hA Aah AAaah! Aaaaahh! Hoo Hoo Hoo... /jumping_up_and_down
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yes happy ho ho ho's to all!
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In the immortal words of Sam the Eagle: You are all Weirdos. (wouldn't have it any other way.)
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Happy holidays!
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My Traditional Greeting. And to (Don't Call Me Saint) NickDanger: We're all here because we're not all there...
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Ook, I say, ook.
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He's big around the middle And he's broad across the rump Runnin' ninety miles an hour Takin' thirty feet a jump -- "Ole Slewfoot, as sung by Johnny Horton
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Have a holly jolly Christmas And in case you didn't hear Oh by golly have a holly jolly Christmas this year! -- "Holly Jolly Christmas" from "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" as sung by Burl Ives
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She puts on a thong As we go along Walkin' with my weiner in her hand! --"Walkin' With My Weiner in Her Hand", adapted from "Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland" by middleclasstool
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best carol of 2005!