August 13, 2004

Research in the Buff Submitted for all your nude researching needs: The American Nudist Research Library.
posted by Cincinatus 19 years ago
  • Also the Naturist Law Library for researching laws regarding nudism. Original link was via Enblog.org.
  • Why are nudists almost never the kind of people you really want to see nude?
  • The Library is a clothing optional facility; however, to maintain the integrity of our aging
  • ha! what a great site. a friend of mine with very conservative parents was SHOCKED when they sold the family home, bought an RV and "came out" to the children as nudists. or "naturalists," as they call themselves. so now they're a 60-something couple in an RV that goes from nudist camp to nudist camp. hurray for them!
  • "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." -Mark Twain
  • O wot do they do for pockets, The garbless sons of man? Where do I stow me car keys? Me armpit's useless as me receding hair, I tried tucking them behind me knees, But they stayed put when I left me chair! So I tried me navel -- Did ye know keys are cold as the very devil? And this sad tale gets worse and worse, I find I cannot tip the waiter Unless I fetch along me purse.
  • Don't bees carry pollen and passports and peppermints in pouches on their rumps? Or am I thinking of platypi?
  • Heh. Some days it's all bees, being a trifle absent-minded, can manage to haul himself along. Seems I'm always leaving things in restaurants or my other trousers. /needs a nanny
  • Bees have pouches on their legs, I think. Handbags/hip packs probably don't constitute "clothes," but one wonders what they are supposed to coordinate with...
  • two things to ponder: Man is the only animal that wears striped pajamas. Man is the only nekked animal. Unless of course you count those damn Mexican hairless patio rats and these cats Monkeyfilter: Naked people having little or no influence Thank you Mr. Clemens Paging Pete_best: Do you know where your pants are tonight?
  • Dear Wurwilf, Hail, o monkey knowledgeable in the ways of bees Who may wear bristles on our knees, For the specific purpose of haulin' Pollen. I'm not expected to perform such tasks, As I find it a challenge not to trip over my six feet -- Me, not a worker bee but a humdrum drone, I stanf by prepared to serve the Throne -- If the Queen please -- Sincerely, bees.
  • Come to think of it, actually, I've noticed I read much more comfortably in my birthday suit. With my legs up against the wall, preferably, and my head lowest of all, to get the blood in it don't you know.
  • There is nothing sillier than a clothed monkey. Okay, maybe a few things, but still...
  • platypi I prefer "platypodes".
  • You're right, that is better. But so is "platyppotamuses".
  • Nudist Priest.
  • Them ladies is only semi-nudists. The robot's nuder than they are.