August 13, 2004

I. Am. So. Lazy. Are you a lazy monkey too? There is hope. "The monkeys under the influence of the treatment don't procrastinate."
posted by mare 20 years ago
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  • Yay! My first double post. I was too lazy to search. No, I did search, honestly. /shoots foot in mouth
  • I would have done a callout only I was too lazy.
  • Yeah I reckon that this is Ah fuck it I can't be bothered finishing my
  • TPCQ: "What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy?"
  • *snore
  • I'm too lazy to check the other threads to see what other people are discussing, so I'm just going to comment here on random topics. GAY WEDDINGS ARE BEAUTIFUL!
  • I am *so* glad I'm not a Minke whale.
  • Is it much fun to see an animal explode? Very intelligent!! I hope somtimes your girl(or boy-) friend get blown up or roadkilled you gay pig. Then please, send ME a film of it!!
  • I've found recently that I prefer duck to chicken - a richer, more complex taste that I don't think I've fully appreciated until now.
  • So there was this one time that I was camping with my wife, just earlier this year, in fact, and it was kind of a pissy camping trip starting out since it was looking all grey and like it was going to rain and stuff and I was all like hey, let's set up the tent first thing and my wife was all like, nuh-uh, let's go find us a trail and beat some feet, you know, but I was all like, look at the sky, dummy, it could rain and I don't want to set up a tent in the rain and thank god that we did it my way because sure enough it rained that night but it was kind of romantic because at one point we were huddled together under an umbrella as the rain came pouring down over us and we were giggling and all snuggled up and warm and I was all like, damn, I'm gonna hit that later, but then later on when we were sleeping I started talking in my sleep and started shouting something about the chain, the link in the chain! and my voice is kind of loud and deep so it was carrying across the campground and my wife got embarrassed and elbowed me and shushed me and then I paused and whispered ...sorry... like a little kid who got busted and she thought it was really funny and laughed a lot at that.
  • Turducken.
  • In China, the sky is a different shape. It's upside down, sometimes they take it off and cover it with leaves. I haven't been there.
  • These birds are the tears of a giant god. They occur when one bird is cooked inside another, cooked inside another. They fall to extinguish the oven.
  • Really, people, how long before that treatment hits the market? Imagine all students and execs and writers injecting dopamine inhibitors to get all that work done before the deadline! Workaholism will be the new crack! It is time to invest in a rehab clinic. Definitely.
  • Any way I damn well please, buddy. *burp* Pass the turdbird.
  • And so I went back to the sewerage treatment facility, carrying my gorgonzola wrapped in a copy of the Adelaide Advertiser.
  • Is that what you'd do for a Klondike bar?
  • Of course not! I've always voted only for candidates that will exist in the distant future, perhaps on other planets.
  • The sky is sad. He is tired of being outside.
  • Monkeyfilter: organ seven complaints addicted to christmas
  • Did someone say orgone?
  • Please keep your gorgons off my penis enlargement viagra make big bucks with no money down Hitler urethra.
  • What ilyadeux said.
  • Get down! Hitler urethra get down! Ooh yeah! *busts a move*
  • *burp *slowly slides down back of couch, clutching mangled carcass of turkey
  • Nostrildamusfilter.
  • I'd reccomend The Mitre near Lancaster Gate, it's got a great atmosphere, serves Leffe, does great food, and only has a minor bag-snatching problem.
  • HA HA HA You magnificent bastard, you eat your own custard and pull your finger out of my pie! /brobdingnagian
  • *laughs ass right the hell off*
  • That exploding sperm whale was so awesome!
  • *cowers*
  • As is evident upon close examination, it is obvious that, that is to say, practical reason has lying before it the Antinomies. Therefore, the practical employment of the things in themselves exists in the Antinomies. Our experience can not take account of space. (I assert, in the study of the Transcendental Deduction, that the transcendental aesthetic, in respect of the intelligible character, teaches us nothing whatsoever regarding the content of our faculties; in view of these considerations, practical reason (and I assert, however, that this is true) is just as necessary as the Transcendental Deduction.) The objects in space and time are just as necessary as our a posteriori knowledge. Since knowledge of the intelligible objects in space and time is a posteriori, it is obvious that the Categories, consequently, have nothing to do with space. On this matter, what has been said already should in any case suffice by itself.
  • PF, that sounds like gibberish spewed from the Kant Generator
  • damn!