August 13, 2004

New Jersey is just the beginning
  • I knew there was a reason I loved the Weekly World News, and this is it. The writing is just brilliant.
    "Why is Daddy moving the furniture and who is Judy Garland?"
  • ))))) Hilarious stuff!!
  • The explosive device is a foot long and shaped like a cigar with a pair of land mines at one end. Has WWN always been this good?
  • The explosive device is a foot long and shaped like a cigar with a pair of land mines at one end. Has WWN always been this good?
  • um . . . yeah. that "Post new comment" button.
  • please drop one on Crawford, please drop one on Crawford...oh wait, they already did...
  • Fabulous!!!
  • Mr. Ridge will be as queer as a three-dollar bill until we find an antidote. They've out-Onioned the Onion. I love it! Thanks Argh!
  • Finally! Y'know how the Boy says "If you're not with us you're with the terrorists"? Well...
  • In the same issue of the WWW: "Clinton Sets Sights on the Olsen Twins." http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61647