Okay, wrong thread for this, people, wrong thread. Please look in the sidebar for the proper repository for Turkmenbashi-related information. Now move along, nothing to see here...
Trying to put an ice palace in the desert is like trying to put "love of neighbor" into modern American Christianity.
OH NO. now what? two turkmenbashi threads! christ! how do we handle this? I'M CONFUSED!!!
bees, where are you? this calls for its own poem. before my head explodes.
No, NO! This is my place to write verse without bees making me look bad.
Um, lessee...
Turkmenbashi!
*doo doo dee doo-doo*
He's a nut!
*doo doo dee doo*
Turkmenbashi!
*deedly doo-doo doody*
Likes Pizza Hut!
*doodly deet dot doodle*
What if he made it out of Pykrete?
That's right, I'm all about bringing the visions of crazy heads of state to reality, as long as they're benign visions.
Maybe this is an effort to steal momentum from the other thread so that the Daisy_May one can reach it.
What a tangled web we weave,
When first we practice to deceive
derail the original Turkmenbashi thread to let the daisy_may thread reign supreme...or something like that.
-Unused dialogue from Shakespeare's MacBeth.
One thread was not enough.
The 'Bashi was too tough.
His castled ice
Was twice as nice.
(I wrote this off-the-cuff)
O Turkmenbashi,
Please liberate us monkeys
From Turkmen-forking.
"The Turkmen mountains are relatively high, but it is hard to imagine the palace remaining frozen without some sort of technical help."
Bring that condenser over here, the fecking drawbridge is melting again!
I think what we are seeing here is a brazen attempt by mct to co-opt and control a Bashi thread of his own. Go Bashi-battle threads!
By the things this guy has done I have a hard time remembering he's a president, not a crazy king that this country is stuck with simply beacuse of his last name. He seems slightly out of touch with reality.
Slightly? Slightly?? Turkmenbashi is more out of touch with reality than any human has ever before achieved!! Bow before the out-of-touchness of Turkmenbashi!
Zemat, I thought exactly the same thing.
oh god no.
In Ashgabat did
Turkmenbashi
a stately ice palace
decree...
ActuallySettle is doing this to distract us from the fact that HE is Daisy_may's ex-boyfriend.
Karl Rove, eat your heart out.
In the reservoir of heat
did Turkemnbashi declare
to build his palace of ice
The hot air was no barrier
to this great feat
nor did reality threaten
to turn the walls to water.
"I have done much
crafted golden statues,
delivered swollen melons
and things as such
could only defy belief.
Why would a little desert
get in the way
of such a one like me?"
"Let us build a palace of ice,
fit for a thousand people.
It would be really nice
to top it with a golden steeple."
In nearby Ashgabat they sat in awe
upon hearing the 'Bashi's plans
and elsewhere on the Lavender
some of 'Bashi's greatest fans
typed with strokes of wonderment.
There was forking and de-railing
and other kinds of merriment.
Would there now be two streams
to drink of 'Bashi greatness
not merely once but twice
the chance to sit in wonder
at the golden one that gleams
and his wonderful palace of ice?
deceivederail the original Turkmenbashi thread to let the daisy_may thread reign supreme...or something like that. -Unused dialogue from Shakespeare's MacBeth.