August 09, 2004

• Btw: you don
• Blending two hearts and souls into one Sounds like a recipe for veal pie.
• Why is Usher marrying that ugly woman??
• "... and then, she will take off her wig and do the weather."
• Holy photoshop and forced perspective, Batman!
• Blehhhhh!
• ok, yuck for both melanie and star's sites. melanie's site is a design disaster, and personally i don't like lovey dovey upcoming marriage websites... but what makes these any more annoying than the other 100 million yucky personal websites out there...? are we supposed to be extra annoyed because one's an actor and the other's a talk show host...? would it be different if they were accountants or stay at home moms, or something...? also what does "pervert her own website" refer to, was her content considerably different at one point...? the domain name suggests it was always just one of those sick-making "our 2 hearts beat as 1" sites.
• i like how melanie griffith spells "intimacy" as: In 2 Me See bleeeeech
• tracy: Hi. I was implementing "pervert" as a verb. It is hardly normal content, and I take the site as a clear representation of star jones's self-absorption, vanity, and ignorant insouciance. "Pervert" is also applicable to Al as a noun...
• I turned my speakers down before hitting Star Jones' wedding web site, cause I was SURE there was going to be some "Baby Got Back" blarin'
• Here's an accomplished woman, a woman of color and size and we're going to reduce her to a vain, egotistical fat ass. How very progressive. FWIW, here is a photo of Star in June of this year. So, shawnj, your Photoshop/forced perspective comment might be a touch off the mark. Throw in the fact that she's an accomplished attorney and is funny as hell and I'm thinking that she might be a better catch than most of us, myself most definitely included. On preview: naxosaxur, what would make Al a pervert in this scenario? I'm dying to know.
• I've never seen Star Jones except as played by Tracy Morgan on SNL. I am very, very disappointed.
• Oh, and I also read "Blending..." as "Bleeding two hearts and souls into one".
• We're going to reduce her to a vain, egotistical fat ass
• Iggy: woooo!! Star got off the stereotype of a "vain, egotistical, fat ass" all by herself (see her website if you have any arguments: who the hell brings a professional photographer on vacation with them, anyway?). Also, I could have made plenty of "fatty" comments, but didn't say one word about her obesity, K? The woman is embarrassing...she clearly makes a mockery of women who think their life is incomplete without a finance/husband...and she's dedicated a piece of cybercrab to prove that. Just look at the URL: starandal. It's not about Star Jones anymore. It's about her complete identity tied to wormy little Al. Icky. And yes, Al is definitely a perverted, attention-seeking whore. He must have taken lessons from Steadman.