August 08, 2004
Signs of the Apocalypse....well not exactly.
Just a bunch of funny church signs. Some intentionally so, others not.
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Church signs like those are very interesting. Some of them are fun, some are scary, (and a couple are probably fake). After Mel Gibson's the Passion came out, I saw several Church signs refering to it. One I remember particularly was, "You've seen the movie, now read the book."
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I wish I was reclining under the shade of a large church sign. It's damn hot today.
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I think the generator is the real find here. Fun!
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Behold! I come quickly! Holy Jeebus! You owe me a new keyboard!
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Most of these "funny" signs come from church-industry newsletters and the like. The laff-lines are usually published with the intention of being used by subscribers. The newsletters are like any industry's journals: information on marketing, satisfying clients, retaining business, building mind and market share, dealing with problem clients, managing the business financially, etc.
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These are the genuine article, from a real church, by The Faster Pastor (honestly), who also does motorcycle funerals. He's my kind of guy.
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Good Lord Quid, are you going to each thread and complaining about the heat?
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Two Sundays ago our closing hymn was "I Come With Joy." Looked at the order of worship and thought, great, no way I'm going to get through that without cracking up. Never have I felt such a strong urge to kick the back of a pew for comedic effect.
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Dammit, church isn't supposed to be funny!
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Good Lord Quid, are you going to each thread and complaining about the heat? YES! IT WAS DAMN HOT!!! Ahem, sorry :(
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You know you want them tax exempt firecrackers What???