August 05, 2004

I don't need anything except this and that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this! The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I am, some kind of a jerk or something? And this! And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
posted by shawnj 20 years ago
  • I love that movie. Love it super duper a lot.
  • and also o/~ I'm picking out a thermos for you ... o/~
  • excellent choice, shawnj "Hey, this is like a ride!"
  • not an ordinary thermos will do, kimberly
  • Yours is easier to read than mine was. Banana with vinyl and stripes and a cup, built right in.
  • pizza in a cup anyone?
  • ... with vinyl, and stripes, and a cup built right in ...
  • ... oh, goetter said that already ...
  • You will not believe what you are about to see: that human beings could have sunk so low that they can take pleasure to do this to another of God's creatures. I hope you have a strong stomach, Señor.
  • ...and maybe a barometer, too...
  • Navin: I've got one! I've got a special purpose! Marie: You do? Navin: Yes, it's fantastic! It's great! It's unbelievable! And I was afraid to tell you about it - your mother's going to love me! Oh how I love this movie.
  • I was just talking yesterday about this film, and that "I need this!!!" scene in particular, to describe what I want to do every time I set foot in an IKEA -- "Disposable lamps! Bathmats! And Batteries! And that's ALL I need!!!" Oh, and one of my goals for 2004 was to make one of those 70's-style "Bull-Sh*t" T-Shirts that the kid on the train was wearing. All of which is a long way of saying thanks for the link -- it made my morning.
  • Net. Nanny'd. :|
  • "Hey guess what! You're out eighth customer today - you won a free oven mitt!"
  • btw -- "out" (sic).. tsk tsk
  • i don't get it. anyway, the new phone books are here...
  • He hates these cans!!!
  • You're not carnival personnel! Hey! He's not carnival personnel!
  • That is one of my all time favorite movies. I've loved it since I was a child. Well, I was a child when it came out. My favorite part is when he writes home that he's going to be making some money on the side from blow jobs.
  • I have never seen this movie. *sigh*
  • when I was younger, I was obsessed with this movie to the point that my friends and I looked up a guy named Bill McGinty (the alter ego of Iron Balls McGinty in the tv edit), got a money order for $1.09, drove to his hosue, shoved it through the mailslot, and ran away. Hey, you try finding something to do in Baltimore.
  • I was born a poor black child...