August 05, 2004

Is My Little Baby Going to Go Gay?
posted by mecurious 20 years ago
  • That was hilarious. ..it was a joke, right?
  • Yeah, it looks like an Onion of a hypothetical Bible Belt church. Check out the mailbag.
  • It's Landover Baptist. Enough said, really.
  • What I don't understand is why people don't make a distinction between tranvestitites, transsexuals and homosexuals? But of course, being Landover Baptists, I guess they're also making fun of people who can't see a difference between all these groups. Among the guys I know, the gay guys tend to be more masculine than straight ones. (and by masculine, I don't mean buff, rough and tough. It's more of the laidback attitude towards clothes, how they carry themselves, and how they talk. The most prissy guys I knew were definitely straight.)
  • It's those damn metrosexuals, making a mockery of the homosexualist arts.
  • I'm a retrosexual. Sorry, hip kids.
  • I'm a jethrosexual. Yee haw! *rides off on tractor*
  • We calls 'em ruralsexuals here in Blacksburg. *plucks 9 notes on banjo aimlessly*
  • I'm a cyanosexual. *turns blue*
  • I am sex
  • Also modest
  • I'm a jethrosexual. Yee haw! >set spew -coffee on dang it quidnunc!
  • No worries about duidnunc being a jethrosexual. It really just means "celibate".
  • I'm a jethrosexual. Yee haw! *rides off on tractor* quidnunc, thank you.....best laugh of the day, if only because I am surrounded by farmland and what a wonderful label for the farmboy/man.
  • I get jokes.
  • That guy over there is into gasoline sex. Would you call him a petrolsexual?
  • and of course the vitriolsexuals, those bitter, angry persons amongst us
  • did you all know i was an electrosexual? shocking, huh? bah-dum-bum... thank you, thank you, i'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your wait-monkey...
  • I'm an alcosexual.
  • I've been solosexual lately.
  • Why has no one mentioned the pomosexual?
  • "I've been solosexual lately." But of course you have.
  • OMG this is fun, I love MoFi.