August 03, 2004

ever want to design your own hell? I was amused.
posted by bratcat 20 years ago
  • So where would daisy_may fit?
  • The Virtuous Pagans Circle I Limbo Procrastinators Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind Professors Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow Undergraduates Circle IV Rolling Weights Drunks stumbling out of pubs at 11pm Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled River Styx Militant Vegans and Subdivision Developers Circle VI Buried for Eternity River Phlegyas Speeders Circle VII Burning Sands Libertarians Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement Objectivists Circle IX Frozen in Ice It took me a bit to realise that I didn't have to go with their boring (for me) categories, and that I could add my own. But I do love how the punishments matched up.
  • What is a "trixie"??
  • Trixie
  • Heh. I've got NAMBLA members immersed in excrement.
  • Aww, it is hard paying for $420 fucking handbags. Poor things, damn good thing they organized. Most depressing to me is that any man would want to join in on this particular fun.
  • That Trixie thing is bizarre. But whatever. They seem to be spending all their time complaining about the service at Starbucks. They didn't make it into my personal hell. Instead, I put in Ann Coulter, Leah McLaren, Brian and Ben Mulroney, Dr. Laura, the Hussein boys and their father, and a extremely annoying woman who works in my office.
  • That Trixie thing, it's a joke, right? ..right?