August 03, 2004

M. Shelley Has A Beautiful Penis Safe for work? No. Worth staring at while it reloads periodically? Yes.

(Sorry, monkeys. It's just so...unheard of.)

  • But does he have talented testicles? (NSFW)
  • And the weirdest part is... they're referring to this M. Shelley!
  • Well I learned a new word, brobdingnagian, so it isn't *totally* worthless. Brob·ding·nag·i·an adj. Immense; enormous. [After Brobdingnag, a country in Gulliver's Travels by Jonathan Swift, where everything was enormous.]
  • what's mary shelley doing with a penis?
  • what's mary shelley doing with a penis? Reanimating it. Jeez.
  • Applying Ockham's razor [= use the least complicated explanation], therefore Monsieur Shelley can only be Percy Bysshe himself! Wot were his parents thinking of to saddle a lad with those two names?
  • Keep that razor away from his penis.
  • Occams razor, actually. /pedant
  • And insert an apostrophe before the s, as well. /lame pedant
  • ...has a detachable penis Oh boy, that brings some memories... The video, of course. You all remember that song, don't you?
  • DUN dun dun dun...DUN dun dun dun DUN dun dun dun DUN dun dun dun... I do, Flagpole, yes. Student memories.
  • You mean that song existed outside of episodes of Beavis and Butthead?
  • This is the guy I meant, forky Wondered at first if Occam's Razor was a rock band until I Googled and saw that seems to be the spelling used on Wilipedia, though I am not clear why the change. Do you know how that came about?
  • occam = least complicated spelling!
  • Thanks, dxlifer, for a thought I would never have come up with on my own.