August 02, 2004

Family of Faggots. Meet the Doody family of Woolverhampton. They've been named the Faggot Family of the year by Mr Brain's Pork Faggots.
posted by rodgerd 20 years ago
  • My favorite part of the news story: "The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year." Haaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! /can't help it, I'm American and have no tact
  • Fucking lowdown faggots who probably like to suck spotted dick.
  • And when they go to the bathroom brown faggot comes out of their ass and oh god what did you expect me to say.
  • DOODY FAGGOT DOODY FAGGOT
  • Hey, I've slurped a few spotted dicks in my life. May have been a bit bland, but that's my right, Hitler! You gonna stop me, send your little Doody Faggots after me?
  • *btw, recently heard of a movement to rename it 'Spotted Richard' -- say it ain't so!*
  • I think we should have a thread on other forgotten british foodstuffs like Huge Black Cock Pudding and Naive Rimjob Tart. And let's not forget Blackpool Taking it up the ass at a gay vampire themed nightclub stew.
  • Sorry, the Bells of St. Mary post enema punchbowl brigade forced me to write that.
  • Faggots: Not just for dinner anymore!
  • The expression on the teenage son's family is great....he seems to be in shock, realizing his social status, whatever that may be, is lost and gone forever. Are the parents really that numb or just sadistic?
  • Teenage sons face...sorry.
  • MonkeyFilter: Faggots for everybody! ok, enough sloganeering...
  • "and to kick off their reign they will launch National Faggot Week" you mean to tell me that while I'm being beat with a poor constitution, in other parts of the world we're revered! even by young teenage boys?! I'm moving. See ya' Monkeys.
  • Man, what I wouldn't give to be in sixth grade again and REALLY savor this thread.
  • I'm feeling homesick, now. We don't got no faggots where I live.
  • Ah, Skrik, Texas is lovely this time of year.
  • naptime!
  • humandictionary: Yeah, there's a sort of frozen horror going on, isn't there?
  • I'm curious; what must it be like to be a Faggot Family runner-up? To come so close to tasting true faggotry...and then lose everything?
  • That is the most unfortunate thing I have read today. /laughs, falls off chair, dies
  • Ah, Skrik, Texas is lovely this time of year. i second that motion
  • I have a problem keeping those damned fags out of my mouth. I suck on at least 10-15 different fags each day. I don't even like how they taste, but really, I just can't help myself.
  • all too often the faggot is left off that list Indeed.
  • The competition was organised by faggot producer Mr Brain's Faggots. Did they produce Bronski Beat? or was it Softcell?
  • They're delicious, BTW.
  • So the dad is, by definition, a motherfucking faggot? That makes mom a beard, right? I would DEFINITELY make sure that anything with a trigger was kept FAR FAR away from that poor kid.
  • He will never, and I want to emphasize this, NEVER get any play. Let's send the poor kid a hooker and some scotch.
  • Before you scoff too much at our faggots ... us Brits (well the ones in my office) are sniggering at your Christian County Music artist, Wayne Kerr and his incredibly amusing website waynekerrmusic.com