August 02, 2004

Dance George, dance! In the spirit of a certain obliging feathered being, here's George. He dances, he looks for WMD, he can use a computer... just don't ask him about his enemies... And there's something very, very frightening you shouldn't ask about...
  • Btw, shamelessly stolen from BoingBoing. And right now, it arrived on at least two emails from buddies.
  • Meh. Not nearly as chilling as the Chicken. (I mean, "sit down" gets nothing? Yeesh.) May I assume this is also Burger King viral marketing?
  • my president won't do anything for me. literally.
  • Yeah, his vocabulary is far to close to the real president's.
  • **** SPOILER WARNING ****** There are around 40 possible responses. (Open Dir Protocol Alert) ****/ SPOILER WARNING******
  • It is programmed to use its responses to different things. Ask him about Kerry. What is the frightening thing?
  • His reaction to "tell a secret" is both frightening and hilarious... but, now I find it more scary we're laughing at others like "choke", "prisoner"...
  • GWB has a G4?
  • GWB has a G4? Apparently.
  • OK!
  • Shit. I'm giving up my G5 and going WinTel.
  • the Creator Speaks. Interview with creator, via Village Voice, via homunculus. By the way, he asks that we lighten up and stop hogging all his bandwith (I'm paraphrasing).