August 02, 2004

Stick Avalanche. (Flash, via ABS) The most brilliant game ever invented.

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posted by scartol 20 years ago
  • I suck so hard at this game it's not even funny. C+, finally.
  • Squish, squish, squish -- now I feel sorry for the stick man.
  • 1385! And now I'm going to stop!
  • Congratulations, pf. I already stopped. Got a score of 82, which is an F. After achieving three of them in a row, I decided the Squished Stickman needed a rest.
  • Crap. Started again. What I like best is running really hard laterally up against one of them and throwing my head across half the board.
  • Damn you, PF. Thanks to you, I went back to this after failing miserably on my home computer yesterday (I could barely break 1000). Now I'm at work and I've been clicking away like a crazed hamster, I'm gonna get carpal tunnel, I know it... but I have a high score of 13,615. Which is a B+, if you're keeping score. Fortunately, a job just came in, so I will have to drag myself away. But damn, I'd like to know what happens when you get an A... Hard-won lessons: don't get greedy (there'll be another red ball along in a second), and stay away from the edges.
  • When you get to A rank, the "the triangles are squares" message turns black cutting the screen in half. At that point, your little man decides to walk forward, escaping his 2d shackles.
  • this music is SO GOOD
  • Wait a minute, I definitely got a B+, so I think I left out a digit somewheres. Yes, I did, because I had 11700 sometime before. So hat, tomorrow, when I have more time, I will CRUSH YOU LIKE A LEETLE BUGG!!!
  • 14,761: A-. Who's the bug, huh? Who's the bug??