I have to take a drug test for a very important job offer some time before the end of this weekend (August 1 being my last opportunity to take it). I've already done a good bit of research, and I know that I may be able to swing it negative. I've listed all the details below. I basically have two choices, as I see it: 1. Use (or ingest) everything in my power* to try to lower any level(s?) of suspicion and pass this thing; OR 2. Try, somehow, to delay these entire proceedings for another week or two while my system cleans itself up. I can't think of a plausible way to carry out the second option, and I don't see a third option at all. Maybe you do. If you know anything about these things - advice on how to pass the test, a way to delay it, what to do, what not to do, an experience, anything - please let me know (you can e-mail me if you'd prefer to keep something private.) The details: Type of test: urinalysis My poison of choice: cannabis Time of use: June 24. (first time I'd done it in over a month, ironically - I'm a very infrequent user anyway) My stats: I have a totally average physicality: male, ~160lbs, average/bad metabolism. *I've found many things online that claim to help: aspirin, gatorade, b-complex vitamins, tums, creatine, and, of course, lots and lots of water. Can anyone back this up? For the record: I do NOT in any way condone drug use of any sort. If this experience has taught me anything, it's that it's just not worth it if it's going to interfere with a job (or family, etc) in any way. I made a BAD decision, and it's definitely going to be a long time before I ever touch the stuff again. (Also, I understand that this subject matter might not have been appropriate for MoFi; I've already sought and received Tracy's permission.) Thanks, everyone.
Curious George: I have less than 72 hours to take a drug test that I may not pass - and let's just say the consequences will be dire if I don't. Help me, monkeys, in my time of need.