July 30, 2004
Bush Campaign Advice For Americans
"Why don't they get new jobs if they're unhappy -- or go on Prozac?" said Susan Sheybani, an assistant to Bush campaign spokesman Terry Holt.
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Let them eat cake!
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Let them eat rock [mp3]
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Margaret Carlson to Bob Novak: "bob, the other america does exist, and is cleaning the toilet in your hotel room right now.
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She was just kidding though. I mean, it's from someone connected to the White House so it has to be factually correct, right?
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Wow, I really like this policy of free individual will. I think I'll vote for GWB on this platform alone. Ahhh crap, I just found out my daddy doesn't have the kind of connections I need to go randomly job ditching. Well, back to the lesser of two evils then...
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But, but...how can one believe both in free individual will, and also in the idea of putting his or her life in God's hands? ::boggle::
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cabingirl: It's very simple. They are both illusions.
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When exactly does General Zod arrive and put an end to all this?
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What about the 20% of Americans with no health insurance (probably a much higher percentage of those with crap jobs) who don't have health insurance and so can't afford Prozac?
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Margaret Carlson to Bob Novak: "bob, the other america does exist, and is cleaning the toilet in your hotel room right now. That was, without a doubt, one of the high points of the convention coverage. Novak actually shut up for a couple of minutes after that. Of course he came back with a little song and dance about being lectured by other millionaires, but the inital look on his face just made my day.
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MonkeyFilter: Counting the days until General Zod comes and puts an end to all this.
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Kneel before Zod! (Quicktime, so the haters can avoid the link. =))
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no, not prozac! take PROLOXIL!!! (heh. takes a few seconds to load. the music is great.)
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SideDish wins
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Oh man, I haven't laughed like that in days. Thanks for the link SideDish! :)
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Proloxil side effect: testicular flamboyance WHEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Has anyone checked to see if Ms. Sheybani is still employed today?
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fucking soma. yeah, laura bush doesn't at all seem like a fucking lobotomized automaton with as much xanax as she takes.
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In the UK, they can't get away from it.