July 30, 2004

Bush Campaign Advice For Americans
"Why don't they get new jobs if they're unhappy -- or go on Prozac?" said Susan Sheybani, an assistant to Bush campaign spokesman Terry Holt.
posted by Sullivan 19 years ago
  • Let them eat cake!
  • Margaret Carlson to Bob Novak: "bob, the other america does exist, and is cleaning the toilet in your hotel room right now.
  • She was just kidding though. I mean, it's from someone connected to the White House so it has to be factually correct, right?
  • Wow, I really like this policy of free individual will. I think I'll vote for GWB on this platform alone. Ahhh crap, I just found out my daddy doesn't have the kind of connections I need to go randomly job ditching. Well, back to the lesser of two evils then...
  • But, but...how can one believe both in free individual will, and also in the idea of putting his or her life in God's hands? ::boggle::
  • cabingirl: It's very simple. They are both illusions.
  • When exactly does General Zod arrive and put an end to all this?
  • What about the 20% of Americans with no health insurance (probably a much higher percentage of those with crap jobs) who don't have health insurance and so can't afford Prozac?
  • Margaret Carlson to Bob Novak: "bob, the other america does exist, and is cleaning the toilet in your hotel room right now. That was, without a doubt, one of the high points of the convention coverage. Novak actually shut up for a couple of minutes after that. Of course he came back with a little song and dance about being lectured by other millionaires, but the inital look on his face just made my day.
  • MonkeyFilter: Counting the days until General Zod comes and puts an end to all this.
  • Kneel before Zod! (Quicktime, so the haters can avoid the link. =))
  • no, not prozac! take PROLOXIL!!! (heh. takes a few seconds to load. the music is great.)
  • SideDish wins
  • Oh man, I haven't laughed like that in days. Thanks for the link SideDish! :)
  • Proloxil side effect: testicular flamboyance WHEEEEEEEEE!!!
  • Has anyone checked to see if Ms. Sheybani is still employed today?
  • fucking soma. yeah, laura bush doesn't at all seem like a fucking lobotomized automaton with as much xanax as she takes.