July 29, 2004

Kaleidoscope. Euh?
posted by the quidnunc kid 20 years ago
  • So this monkey is sitting in a tree, sucking on a joint he has just lit, when his friend the Lizard rocks up. Lizard says: "What you doing, Monkey?" "I'm smoking some gear", Monkey says. "Come up and have some!" Lizard climbs up the tree, sits next to Monkey, takes the joint from him and has a few tokes. After a while, Lizard says he is thirsty and Monkey advises him to go down to the river and have a drink. Lizard does this, but he is so stoned already, that he falls into the water and is quickly whisked away by the current - while Monkey laughs his ass off. Crocodile sees he is in trouble, swims over and gently scoops Lizard onto his snout and swims back to shore with him. As he puts him down on the bank, Crocodile says to Lizard: "You look a bit funny. What's wrong with you?" Lizard says he and Monkey have been smoking some real strong gear. Crocodile says: "This I gotta see for myself!". He scuttles up the bank and through the bush to the tree where Monkey is still sitting and calls up to him hopefully: "Hey Monkey, what you doing?" Monkey, who is now totally out of it, peers down at Crocodile through his hazy eyes and says "Fuck me, brother - how much water did you drink?"
  • Excellent, qnk.