From here:
One of my best "clayversions" was with a young lady who had never listen to Clay. She only listen to Gospel music. I made her a CD of only Clay's Gospel songs. Not only did she go out and buy Measure of a Man, but she ask me to make 7 more copies of the Clay Gospel CDs. The reason? She left her job to spread the gospel of the Lord and she is using the Clay Gospel CDs for her teachings. "Absolutely amazing".
Claypirating apparently does not make baby Jesus cry.
Those Aiken fans need a mad rush injection of some hot HTML skillz.
feetearshands of clay? From the FAQ: Even playdough gals can clayvert to Claymania and become Claymaniacs. *Raleigh maybe. Or Hollywood.