July 29, 2004

Best. Job. Ever. People wanting to work as strippers in Canada must submit a portfolio of their performances to convince immigration officers they deserve that visa.

Forks, I think I've found the answer to your cash woes!

  • Yeah, that's what I was trying to tell him, but he dismissed me. Huh!
  • Think this department of the immigration service will get a new, ah, special logo for their shirts?
  • What shirts?