July 27, 2004

The love that dare not speak its name.

Or, why Dragon's Lair is great.

posted by dng 20 years ago
  • The other love that dare not speak it's name. Or, for God's sake don't speak it's name!
  • shwanj: Oh sweet Jesus. Sweet Mary mother of God. Oh my. Oh my. "YES!!! Say it again, my precioussss!!!" he demanded, now forcing me back to my first position, and entering me once again with his rock hard Hobbitness. ... "Sssssatine...I love you, Ssssatine..." Gollum grunted, spraying his tiny seed inside of me. I felt myself grasp him as I came myself, screaming his name into the swamp once again. Oh goodness.
  • wow, shwanj - just when I think I've seen everything....
  • I want that 5 minutes of my life back..............ok, 25 minutes......stop looking at me like that!
  • Can't...stop...myself! Monkeyfilter: Rock Hard Hobbitness Ok, now I gotta go wash my hands. And eyes.
  • First that mirror scene on Eyes Wide Shut, now this. You people are sick. mmmhh... where did I stash those Space:1999/WonderWoman fanfic stories I wrote... 1) Post them in LJ 2) ???? 3) Profit!!!
  • No one will admit they liked Dragon's Lair? I did. I even liked Space Ace.
  • I hate Dragon's Lair. I could never get past the first scenes. Interesting article, though.
  • Don't know Dragon's Lair but it sounds interesting, so thanks, dng, for enlarging my horizons.
  • ahh, I remember renting Dragon's Lair for the Sega CD (i think) back in the day. I was like 10 and I had absolutely no idea what I was getting myself into. I don't think I could get by a single screen. My Dad quickly returned the game and rented me something easier (well, in a button mashing, time consuming, shut the kids up kind of way)
  • Worst. Gameplay. EVAR.
  • At first glance, it looked like they were practising safe sex, and I thought "well, that's good", but on closer inspection it turned out to be just the muffler. Seeing as how it's the muffler, rather than the gas tank -- is this gay dragon-car porn, or am I reading too much into this?