July 24, 2004
The Hero Machine
is endless fun.
Cheaper than City of Heroes!
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Thanks! Just what I needed....another left wing commie site posted. My humanoid hero has no Bush and no Dick. Damn subliminal mind warping! bah!
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Okay, I've got a snazzy (read: dorky) superhero. Now what?
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now you buy a 20-sider and a copy of Mutants and Masterminds, and put that superhero to work!
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Wow, I just ate up a couple hours exploring a tiny fraction of the googol or so possibilities with just one body type. Close enough to endless for me. Great link. ((( Now anyone want to see my purple, green, and blue minotaur-lizard samurai robot with batcat familiar?
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The answer here is to save the hero as a pic file and then host it at any of the multitude of free pic hosting sites and then post your link here. Then we make em fight!
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I wanna see, xrex!!!!
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You got me--I was kidding. But since you asked I went ahead and made him anyway. I call him Amarugamu. Actually, if you can believe it, I spent most of those two hours working on a more ascetic samurai-ish guy: Seigyo Nobunaga. Any challengers?
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pretty cool, xrex! Here's my, uh, thing. Or whatever.
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Cool! She looks ready to bludgeon, in a most harmonious way, any and all who oppose her. Though her tail looks fine*, I can't say I'm altogether pleased with how they draw tails. They sometimes look like they're coming from the wrong place. *Only acceptable context for this statement? And no, I'm not looking at tails...overly much.
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You're right xrex; they do look oddly placed! But I just couldn't pass up the opportunity to have a fluffy tail. I've *always* wanted to have one. Don't really know why, though. Admit it - you're addicted to checking out tail!!
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I created my favorite hero - bukkake-man! He's even got his own bed strapped on his back!
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Password protected gallery. Try a direct link to the image. Yikes. Funny, but yikes. Use only distance weapons on him (pun not intended, then realized, then intended...reluctantly). The purple kills me. Fluffy tails are okay. Furry tails, on the other hand.... Best not go there.
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Oh, my. Oh, hehe, my. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!
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GREAT link!
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OK, I can't help it. I love Lord Largemuscle. So much so that I created him a sidekick.
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I read that at first as "Electric Houseboy," which, upon further reflection, I think works better as a name for a sidekick to Lord Largemuscle.
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HAA! I think someone should take up that challenge. This thing is far too addictive. Wish I could see the ones you guys did a few years ago.
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Or better yet! (I'm intrigued by the blank bodies. What would you use for heads?)
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OMFG, I love Electric Horseboy! The firehooves! A bit of backstory: EHB looks like a skeleton because LLM harvested his muscles to add to his own. This bonded them for life in a mutual shared-tissue pact.
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What would you use for heads?) What would you need heads for?
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The Hero Machine has been updated! New everything! Presenting Hero Machine 2.5.
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See also: Real Life Edition Rock Star Edition Pin-up Edition
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I think I went on a date with Glam Man back in college.