July 21, 2004

Oh my. Oh... oh my.
Almost SFW, but only barely. NSFyourmentalhealth.
posted by forksclovetofu 19 years ago
  • I think I just set a world's record for back-clicking.
  • The Worst. "You Are Here". Pointer. Ever. Nice car, though. Oh, and that reminds me - I need a haircut.
  • The hot pants are particularly fetching.
  • forks, I can't help but be curious. How did you find that?
  • My eyes.... My EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Well, maybe our German memebers will like it, but even without being able to read it, I'm not sure why it is worth linking. And, forks, darling, what little I looked at it made me want not to look at any more of it. Not because it was sexual, but because it was, how do I say this? Dumb? So please tell me why it's something any of should check out. I'm mystified.
  • An "us" after "check out" would have helped. The rest of you can chime in on the "dumb" thing, cause I don't understand why this wouldn't be a playful comment/link in one of the eternal threads.
  • I just want to know what the hell my erection was doing in that guy's pants.
  • bernockle - translate that into Latin, you have my family motto.
  • Does anyone want a translation? I speak German.
  • Translate! I'm dying of curiosity.
  • I don't speak German, but the pictures reminded me of this dude.
  • According to Babelfish: I am called Emil and I come from the beautiful Bodensee! Now you ask you reliably as one at all on the idea come such a thing to make. My slogan and only its than others! I am assessed as standard equipment exhibitionistisch and I find it simple geil to carry sexy underwear and to let me photograph thereby or be naked in the public. In addition it stirs me up totally to make men and women with my hot Outfits geil. Most men move on if their wives are inspired like that are even our society!! ! The last time do not get I very many offers of men now must I all finaldeceived I am Schwul and stand only on Mrs. Sorry to look may it gladly however more not!!!
  • MY EYES!!!! THEY BLEED!!!!!!
  • Oh god, there's even music. Kill me. Kill me now.
  • well, that clears that right up. btw, nice frickin boner!
  • I showed this to my wife, and she had this to say: WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG! YOU PEOPLE ARE SO WRONG! but i thought it was sorta funny
  • ACHTUNG! ACHTUNG! GEHEN SIE NICHT AN! MIDI! MIDI! also, some kraut with some fruit in a thong. too tired to ask what is wrong with you people at the moment.
  • Ha! The fact that I'm spending the summer taking German is coming in handy! Now you ask yourself how one comes up with the idea to make such a thing. My motto is to always be different than others! I am cut out to be an exhibitionist out of the house and I find it simply fantastic to wear sexy underwear and to let myself be photographed or to be naked in public. In addition it stirs me up totally to make men and women horny with my hot outfits. Most men move on when their wives are turned on like that even our society!! The last time I got a lot of offers of men, now I must end all deception. I am not gay and only get with women. Sorry, you are allowed to look at it gladly but not more!!!
  • I rest my case.
  • I was with you path, but now that I've read the translation I'm leaning a bit more to postworthy. Now I'm off to find barely clothed Czech people! Or maybe Ukraines just for spice.
  • Wow! He's like that Peter Pan guy, only with even less clothing! (I bet he stuffs)
  • Forks, you clearly have too much time on your hands!
  • i don't get it. where are the other guys at? i was pretty sure that the scorpions consisted of more than just one dude. i mean, how can one dude be singing "rock you like a hurricane" and be playing guitar and be playing the drums and be playing bass as well? it don't make sense. unless several of the later pictures are of his clones. whattaya mean this isn't a fan page for german rockers? holy shit you mean this guy thinks he looks SEXY in daisy dukes? (shudder) i need to take my brain out and wash it now...
  • Insert bratwurst/frankfurter/weiner crack here.
  • Good translation, jc. I had trouble with that last sentence of the first paragraph as well, about the husbands moving on? I would have translated it as, "Most men get worked up when their wives are so excited, so this is my contribution to our society of men.
  • No, I take that back, I think I would translate that as, "Most men get worked up when their wives are titillated, and that's the way our society is."
  • That's probably closer. My German is not that good (which is why I'm taking a class rather than trying to test out of the language requirement!)
  • Unglaublich.
  • Forks, you clearly have too much time on your hands! watch out for the webcam, forks! I'm glad my quicktime pluggin catchs MIDIs but can't play them.
  • See, I thought the music was the saving grace. Gave the whole place a festive air. "simply fantastic" is exactly le mot juste.
  • WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! ew
  • scorpions in my mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • This guy forgot to put on his fairy pants. And wingie-thingies.
  • What Uncle said. And BearGuy. And STP. And BlueHorse. And Warrior. and flashboy...no, really!