July 21, 2004

• They have a lot of weird demands as to what can be your username.
• Hmm. "Big Swinging Dick" is totally allowed, but not "Big Dick Sucker." Damn.
• But hey - it's all for charidee!
• flashboy: That is the most legit charity I have ever heard of. I can now say i know a bit more about hollywood hooking than I really wanted to. *checks watch... *3AM *Score! Gotta run!
• Ahhhh...good ol' WSG...where us Vancouver indy callgirls go to check out the Vancouver Forum section to see who's been dipping their wick in the bad part of town - so we can stay well the hell away from known STD Cowboys. Although most of us charge what's known as the "riffraff rate" which is $200 an hour plus. The cheap kinda bastids who roam nasty boards like WSG are looking for $20 handjobs, and, believe it or not, are endlessly trying to organize 'boycotts' of women who charge more than $200. Yeah. That'll work...what with us being horrified of losing such dream clients...
• Whoops! Those would be $20 blowjobs, not handjobs! BTW, I'm glad this topic came up - I was dying to comment on the prostitution post a while back on Metafilter...but I couldn't sign up as a new member! I think Metafilter was broken that day or something.
• jane wins.
• Who's working in Seattle? *struggles with weak "e-commerce" joke, fails*
• wow. had no idea my little town was all full of street walkers. of course all those "massage parlors" - yeah. that one never fooled me. (i mean, come on - if all they do is massages, why is it set so far back from the road, outside of town?)
• It's kinda creepy how many of the guys call this their 'hobby', and have all these stupid abbreviations (e.g. SW for Street Walker). And, apparently, any woman who smiles at them is 'working'. Sure glad I don't know these people.
• Could I get a #3, please, with the Happy Ending?
• pineapple vodka and a Paulaner comin' up!