July 17, 2004

Haunted rubberduck for sale.

Please be gentle, it's my first time.

posted by varj 20 years ago
  • Varj, thats a tad freaky, if a person were inclined to believe such things. Interesting idea though a possessed rubber ducky.
  • um... that is one FREAKY ass story. not freaky as in "spooky" but freaky as in "please find and medicate the person who wrote this". wow.
  • "...I certainly would have dismissed the author as a quack ..." great stuff.
  • Welcome varj!
  • I'll trade you your ducky for a haunted painting, a haunted coke can and this box of other haunted stuff.
  • "I will not be responsible for the duck after shipping...and for Gods sake I don't want it near children. I'd be just as happy if you buried it in the Tupperware container it's still in." So, Tupperware is to Evil Duckies as Kryptonite is to Superman? I wouldn't bet on it. I mean, all the other toys melted, didn't they?
  • It works if you remember to burp the lid.
  • Bah! This duck is far more evil. (And cheaper!).
  • Ebay is the new exorcism, then. Actually, you know, in poltergeist type cases like this, you often find that a troubled young person is at the centre of the psychic disturbances - in the end it all comes down to a child who is subtly mallardjusted.
  • Devil Duck also comes in a handy USB Model. Smaller, cuter USB duckies are also available.