July 17, 2004

• monkeybashi was a Lowly Acrobat in a past life.
• It said bees was an Unstable Monkey Trainer in a past life. O wot have I done, wot have I not done? *wrings forehands, then second pair of hands, for a total of four hands*
• Aerek Argot was a Valued Artist in a past life Artists were valued during their lives back then? Why don't I remember ... ?
• This is cute, bratcat. With my actual name I was a Feared Executioner, with Darshon I was an Uptight Artist. Hhmmmm......
• Using my real name i was a Successful Priest in a past life. Thats even scarier than a hungry executioner...eek.
• We've all had scads of past lives, and where has each one got us, I ask you? Here, that's where.
• the song of mehitabel By Don Marquis, in "archy and mehitabel," 1927 thanks bees this was new to me. As to where has my past lives got me? No where I am sure :)
• camel of space was a Talkative Acrobat. I used my full, real name, and I was a Wild Dragon Slayer.
• camel, I want your name!! for minda25: adventurous monkey trainer for milinda: helpless damsel in distress I see.
• A Fair Wizard was I.
• Juan was a Great Serial Killer in a past life. w00t!!
• zedediah was a Talented Side-Show Preformer in a past life. What in the heck is a 'preformer'? Does it involve jello?
• No, but it might involve jello moles. perchance -- pismires, land on that branch! perfer -- before the Persian kitten percede -- before the garden catalog is opened percedent -- push hard, until it's dimpled perview -- we saw it next week perfer -- a jolly kitten perforate -- eight jolly kittens /caution: nitwit was here
• An Unique Donkey. Oh yeah, it's coming back to me now...
• Beloved Lawyer (let me handle your briefs) Many thanks for the Don Marquis link, Bees, incidentally.
• shinything was a Fair Dragon Slayer (or a Mean Psychic) Win-win. Thanks for the fun post. Now I'm gonna go bend some dumbass spoons.
• Elegant Game Show Host.
• The adjective seems to be random. First I was a deceitful dog, then i hit refresh and was a lonely dog, then a noble dog. Perhaps I was a dog for several lives. Which would explain why I love chasing cars and drinking from the toilet.
• that I was a scientist is clear; the crystal ball was just unsure of whether I was feared, absent-minded, revered, or elegant. Perhaps all? It still doesn't explain why I failed grade 11 chemistry though.
• Torluath = feared psychic. (I knew that.)
• a Saucy Lunatic, (which is pretty much what I am now, so history repeats.) Or a Beautiful Rocket Scientist (Which is what my grandfather actually was so... weird...)
• Paging the surlyboi fanclub... Alnedra, please report to thread 3514... surly, that's cool about your grampa. Did he work on any of the NASA projects?
• ramix was a kind pimp? a kind pimp? no wonder!
• a Cowardly Musician. *gnh!* Well duh!
• I was a witty nudist!
• Weezel was a Dangerous Butler, and my real name was various kinds of Dogs /sniffs jccalhoun's butt, barks at monkeys
• Oh Dangerous Butler! *claps hands* Another pitcher of martinis please, and this time don't skimp on the olives. It is SO difficult to get good help these days.
• david was a Crazy Monkey Trainer in a past life. Excellent
• dng was a Careless Scientist in a past life. Not so excellent.
• With my real name, I was a Narrow-Minded Blackjack Dealer. As Rhiannon, I was a Young Rodeo Clown. I think I like the clown better.
• an Unstable Radio Announcer in a past life. Some things never change.
• Cowardly circus clown? Feh, damn thing's broken.
• Actually accompanied one of my professors to a "previous life regression" one day. My professor was a huge proponent of this sort of thing, I was (try not to gasp now) a skeptic. The regressor lady sat me on th couch and tried to hypnotize me, which I apparently cannot be (strike one); then she declared that I was a "new soul" (meaning, no past lives, strike two) and that, on top of that, I was a "psychic dead zone" whose mind and thoughts cannot be detected or read by psychics (seems like that should have been evident at the door, strike three). She smilingly hoped that I never became a "parapsychological Luddite" (wha?) and that my "condition" gave me real power over psychics, power that I should never abuse (no problem!). My professor, on the other hand, was previously some sort of Indian princess, a Bonapartist sailor who died at sea, and a farmer's wife somewhere in Hungary.
• I was a Sneaky Turnip Farmer in a past life. *drums fingers Montgomery Burns-style* Turnips. Eeeexcellent.
• Mickey was a Patient Greek God in a past life.
• Stuart was a Trustworthy Rock Star!
• In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey.