July 16, 2004

Cameron Diaz Vs Fleshbot According to Wired News, Cameron Diaz's attorneys wrote a cease and desist letter to Nick Denton. Diaz's attorneys want Fleshbot (NSFW) to take down a post and link to a softcore video made during Diaz's salad days. The video features "The video features Diaz topless and in fishnets. She and a leather-clad model named Natasha are vamping it up in a bondage scene with a chained man wearing nothing but a loose-fitting loincloth. At one point, the twosome toy with their male "slave," making him wear a black leather bondage mask and pretending to subjugate him." Denton probably loves the controversy. Of course, there are the rumors that Ana Marie Cox will be in Playboy.
  • Shouldn't the gripe be with the place hosting it, not a place directing people to it?
  • In other news, Britney to become Anna-Nicole in 5 . . 4 . . 3 . . 2
  • and this is worthy of a FPP why?
  • and this is worthy of a FPP why? Just think if a monkey links to something on this site and Trac gets slapped with a lawsuit. This applies to us.
  • Cameron Diaz Vs Fleshbot Only if it's in a giant vat of Jello™.
  • OK, everybody with naked Cameron Diaz videos raise your hands
  • Is there any precedent of the plaintiff winning a case like that, Sullivan?
  • Is there any precedent of the plaintiff winning a case like that, Sullivan? None yet. This is all very new. And SideDish, since you're in Washington get me a Wonkette sex video. Ana Marie Cox is DA BOMB!
  • Lets Swap [pr0n] Again (Like We Did Last Summer)
  • spit?
  • E Online has a still picture of the video. Money quote:
    In another notable moment, Diaz gets down and dirty, prancing around topless while Rutter (doing his best Austin Powers' impersonation) barks orders like, "Attitude!," "Strut it, baby!," "I want you hot and sexy!" and "Cat-like! Cat-like!" Finally, in the climax, Diaz sprays a can of compressed air on her boobs and giggles: "Whoa! Look at them! Look at how big they got!"
  • She already took the people who put this out to court, with little success, which would explain why she's cease/desisting Fleshbot.
  • Did you know the guy from Poison and Pamela Lee made a sex tape that got out on the Inferweb? Me neither, but he said it did on the Behind The Music thingy. She should tell her manager/lawyers/agent to chill. Look, this is me not caring. hmm hm hmmmm . . hmm hmmmm hm hmmm hmmmhmmmmm . . .
  • Downloaded it via limewire. Get to see her titties. BFD.
  • The word "titties" amuses me more than the actual referent ever could.
  • Downloaded it via limewire. Get to see her titties. BFD. So Cameron Diaz's titties weren't a big deal. Or should I say small deal.