July 15, 2004

• Grand Master Tu Jin-Sheng on Iron Crotch, Qigong and the Arts CHAN TZE-TAN, MASTER OF IRON CROTCH QIGONG
• Here's a video of an Indian Sadhu doing something similar (NSFW!) MonkeyFilter: if only they knew of the strange penis-weightlifting display.
• geeeeeeeeetouttahere . . .
• I can't even imagine raising this testicle-toughening topic with my sifu. Me: I want teh secrets of teh Iron Dong!! Sifu: [stony Sino-sexagenarian stare] Okay, so I can imagine it...
• pay to the order of: Iron Balls McGinty- one dollar and NINE CENTS!
• [TV version] pay to the order of: Iron -- (in extremely fake voice that sounds nothing like Steve Martin) BILL -- McGinty- one dollar and NINE CENTS!
• You can do anything with any part of the human body if you try hard enough. I once saw an Indian Sufi break a swan's wing with a blow of his nose. In Kathmandu in 1987 I saw three aged lamas build a box-girder bridge with only mud brick, urine, and a tube of KY-jelly. In Egypt in 1990 I witnessed a gnostic priest dig a tunnel to Venus with a popsicle stick. Pulling a truck with your trouser snake is comparitively tame compared to such displays. I once saw a Zen master create a hundred intricate origami swans using only the palping muscles of his anus.
• And I saw that same Zen master post to monkeyfilter at [looks up] 08:49PM UTC.
• YOU DIE NOW
• Shaolin Monks, Tough All Over (NSFW).
• Hmmm, a mysterious skill of soft technique I would guess it would have to be after a while. Actually, I would be more impressed if he pushed the weight.
• MonkeyFilter: It is to practice the testicles.
• Nun Pulls Car with Her Hair
• China's got another talent: Man wallops his vitals with a hammer
• Taiwanese man lifts 230 kgs with his 'iron crotch' to improve his health
• So, what happens when you mix the links for 'iron crotch' and 'elf sex?'
• Faerie-folk are said to be allergic to iron, so I don't think it's a viable combination.
• A new world record!