July 15, 2004

Chivas Regal wants you! Do you dream of traveling the world? Do you have a sense of adventure? Do you have the skills to seek out amazing moments and journeys that help define a lifetime, whatever the heck that means? Most importantly, wanna earn $100,000?
  • Open to US residents only.
  • really? that sucks. sorry, non-Yank monkeys. you may now extrapolate on annoying americans if you wish.
  • only americans 25 and over EXCEPT THOSE LIVING IN UTAH OR CALIFORNIA. who, obviously, do not possess the skills to seek out amazing moments and journeys that help define a lifetime.
  • Traveling, new experiences, $100k, Scotch? An adventurer is me!
  • I want $100,000, but I don't want to WORK for it!
  • The individual will also act as ambassador for the brand to various outlets of the press to detail their experiences in the execution of the program. The Ambassador of Scotch. My parents would be so proud.
  • Winning entry: "Get blasted on that Chivas thing. You'll feel powerful, well-travelled, irresistible, potent, witty, adventurous. Every woman will be beautiful and willing to your advances. Every man will call you his pal and accept you. You may even become capable of flying. If hangover ensues, get more Chivas". /yes, I'm jealous I can't apply.
  • Hmm, I think the script for the short film I was going to do this August is about to undergo a change... /rumages through video gear
  • (Too bad I don't like the taste of Chivas too much)
  • You have to be careful with scotch makers. They might be secretly manufacturing WMD!
  • shotsy, you don't have to work, you just have to drink. I say this not having read the link yet.:)
  • Geez, shotsy, all you have to do is travel around the world doing what 99% of us can only dream about, for free! And make a nice chuck o' change doing it. How do you figure any of that is work?
  • Darshon: Airport lines?
  • feh.....with your job you'll have a gaggle of babes following you around and keeping you busy--even in an airport line. Besides, Chivas can afford to keep it first class, possibly even give you celebrity status. Quit yer complainin' and just do your job! Dammit!