July 13, 2004

Can an inflatable version be far behind ?
  • please let it be so
  • This inflatable Catwoman, she vibrates?
  • Good Lord, that seems a bit grown-up for Barbie. What's next? B&D Barbie? Scat-play Barbie? Adolescent Princess-Leia-in-the-Gold-Bikini Sex Fantasy Barbie?
  • MAybe it's me, but I don't see in Halle Berry what everyone else does. I don't think she's ugly, but I don't find her gorgeous, either. And Catwoman? Please, honey-chile. Give me Julie Newmar any day of the week, and Eartha Kitt twice on Sunday. grrrrowl.
  • I'll second the Julie Newmar (mrowr), but I must question your sanity after that. Halle Berry is break-my-heart beautiful.
  • I damn near sprung a boner looking at that doll. Does that make me a bad person?
  • Mmmh, Berry just doesn't ring any bells here. Her grimaces when acting out 'dramatic' scenes (including her Oscar
  • Ok, On the Julie Newmar tip. Yeah. I'm sooo there. Eartha Kitt over Halle though? Negatory. And I could care less about her acting chops, she's damn sexy.
  • Actually, I prefer Wonder Woman to Catwoman.
  • Location: A mall somewhere in Ohio Halle Berry: "Hi I'm Halle Berry, I saw you from across the Orange Julius and I really want to make out with you" Flagpole: "Mmmh, you don't ring any bells here, and I've got a busy day - you know, Home Depot" (Halle Berry runs off crying)
  • Ha, way funny, blimp... ha! /flagpole log on to HD's employees secret nationwide bulletin board, posts blimpchimps' info and photo, adds "subject to be given the plumbing dept tour. No witnesses".
  • I'm thinkin' they could easily have had a role in there for Marg Helgenberger. She could like, get forensic with Halle Berry's whip tracks.
  • Monkeyfilter: get forensic with Halle Berry's whip tracks.
  • Julie Newmar was the best, but Michelle Pfeiffer was pretty swell too. As for Halle- she's pretty and all, but doesn't have that little something special. Of course, if we're talking catsuits and fetish-wear, I'm still waiting for the Emma Peel Barbie.
  • I'm still waiting for the Emma Peel Barbie. Oh dear, no good can come of this. Of course, that's sort of the point, isn't it? (-;
  • Sheeshuz they can't even talk about condoms in Texas schools and Mattel's going with this?? *shkks* Attention, Marketing department - Please fling yourselves out of the window. That is all. *shkksk*
  • I would so do Michelle Pfeiffer and/or Julie Newmar before i would jump a half-dozen Halle's. Of course, this is occuring in the magical universe where I can also fly and have become the world's most beloved hero for deposing Dubya by way of an uber-wedgie.