July 12, 2004

Flossing Haiku! Brought to you by the National Flossing Council. Yes, you too can Help Spread Peace of Mouth with Smiley the NFC spokesperson!
posted by SideDish 20 years ago
  • (oh and don't miss the president's picture! heh.)
  • 5-7-5 seems like too many syllables for English Haiku. 3-5-3 or thereabouts has more of a Haiku feel: decayed stone waxed snakes slide in, out pretty me Please forgive this made-in-the-time-it-takes-to-brush-but-not-floss Haiku.
  • Fine new porcelain caps Complete my Turkmenbashic Formerly gold grin.
  • Fugacious gold grins Rapping is where they begins Cap in the ass ends
  • chompers whitened bright pay woman with dental tool flossing is a pain